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Screen text: “A Master of None Film”
It started off a wee
bit like a bad joke:
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Screen text: “in association with Weave Productions”
a Scotsman, an Englishman, an Irishman
and a Welshman were in a pub one night
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and literally the next day they decided,
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Screen text:
“Donald ‘Mellon’ Melville
WSS Championships Organiser”
or that night they decided that they
were told the competition the next day,
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and a local lad won it, and
it lay fallow for 14 years
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and then we resurrected
it as a fundraiser in 1997,
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and this is it's 20th consecutive year.
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Stone skimming is something
that almost everyone
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has participated in at
some stage in their lives.
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Skimming is a very primeval activity,
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it's something that man did when
he first came out of the water.
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I think the whole world does it really.
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You know yourself when
you throw a good stone
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it's a good feeling like anything.
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It gets pretty addictive
actually I think yeah,
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which is why we've got all these
diehards coming here every year.
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The day itself has a great
vibe, it is a fantastic event
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and you see the whole
community coming together.
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Easdale's the biggest, first, and best,
and it's also the hardest to win.
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It's the world championship.
That's got a lot of kudos.
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There are probably a dozen
people that come up regularly
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that are really good throwers:
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Lucy Wood, Paul Crabtree, Dougie
Isaacs, Ron Long from Wales.
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And you know there's a lot of dark
horses come around every few years,
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someone that has come
from nowhere and won it
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and that's happened many, many
times and I wouldn't bank against it.
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Shite.
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I've always said you've got bat for
your county. It's quite important.
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If I, a lad from County Durham,
went up to Easdale,
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Screen text: “Frank Nicholson”
won the competition, got the trophy,
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got the prestige, it would
be absolutely fantastic.
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And I think I make people here proud
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because there's never been a
champion from County Durham before,
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which I think is an absolute travesty
when you look at the river,
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and how wide it is.
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Me mam's ran the livery
here for 30 years,
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so she was living here
before I was born,
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and yeah I've lived here
all me life just me and mam.
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That's where Chunky lives.
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Really it's just about
looking after horses.
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it's a big operation, so I
do help out when I can
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and I don't mind mucking out or groo-
ming or, you know, tacking up and that,
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but it's been pretty busy recently,
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for me 'cos I've got me job,
and obviously the training
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so a lot of it's left up to mum.
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Durham Cathedral was actu-
ally started a long time ago,
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it started about 1013, cons-
truction of the stone building.
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But it was the Normans and their
invasion brought it to life and
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left us with this legacy of
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one the finest examples of
Norman Romanesque architecture
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anywhere in the world.
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Screen text:
“Paul Bowater
Tour Co-Ordinator at Durham Cathedral”
Well Frank is an absolutely
fantastic tour guide
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and the people genuinely do love him,
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even though he does have
the tendency to drop in
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the occasional fact that isn't
exactly married to the truth.
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And with one touch
from the Abbott's Staff
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he rose fifty feet in the air and
burst into a cloud of flames.
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When Frank first told us
about the competition,
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I have to admit my first thoughts were
“Oh no, that's the last thing that we need!”
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but he's such a good lad really
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so we've allowed him to
be flexible with his shifts.
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And this is where I come after work.
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Screen text:
“Arth & Sarah
Frank’s friends”
When we were at school there was
always something about him which
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he kind of, you knew he was going
to be the best at something,
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he was one of those people who
kind of did a bit of everything,
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and he wouldn't really, you wouldn't
really be sure what he'd pick up at
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but we always knew
he'd be a world-beater,
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we just weren't really
sure what it'd be at.
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He has been a lot
more focused with this
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than he has been with anything
else, like, I've known him be,
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like he'll spend hours looking
through the stones and like,
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saying which one will be
the best to throw and like,
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he even says the colour some-
times is a factor doesn't he?
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I don't know what he's
talking about but yeah he's,
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he's really into it isn't he?
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It's been great having Arth on board.
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He brings a real technicality to it
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you know, precision which you need
I think if you gonna win at Easdale.
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That level of dedication that you
need to skim stones, it's not easy.
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The stuff that I've
kind of helped him with
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really has all been about really
getting the details of his throws,
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so making sure the angles are
correct and that he's prepared.
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Pretty much every day for a while
now we've working on his technique
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and that's what it's all
about really I would say.
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When you have team work involved
in a sport which is actually just about
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one person and what one person
does at the end of the day,
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it feels like we're getting
as much out of it as he is.
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Exactly we're his little
entourage aren't we?
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You ready?
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“Jo Nicholson - Frank’s Mum
David Cockburn - Jo’s partner”
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Yeah, he throws him-
self into a lot of things
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but in this he's kind of pushed him-
self harder, he's worked harder at,
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well the training with you.
- The way he's applied himself...
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Yeah, it's been good.
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I mean I've helped him with it
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and he's followed what I've said and
he's come up trumps, he really has.
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Go... Go...
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Oh, look at that!
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Look that! Yes!
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Frank and I have been on our own
here really for, since he was a babe,
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and maybe it was time
that he had a bloke around,
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you know? It's been good.
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He's kind of encouraged him not to just
work hard 'cos Frank will work hard,
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but maybe David's been able to
push him a little bit to keep at it.
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In the evening we're settling down
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but he goes back up into his
room, he's got his computer,
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he's doing research,
he's researching all,
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everything he can about the best
people in skimming in the world,
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what's required in one
place and another,
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he's just picking up on
all of the information
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and then sort of putting it together.
- He's working at it isn't he?
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He is. You'd think he was
applying himself for an exam
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not just the physical side of it
but mentally he's preparing.
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No, he's really put himself through
training; food he thinks about...
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I don't know how good the
opposition is going to be,
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don't know much about
the other folks but
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I'm really impressed and I'm
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quietly confident that he
certainly will do quite well.
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“Dougie Isaacs
7 x World Champion and 2014 Welsh Open Champion”
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The great Dougie Isaacs,
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the most famous throwing skimmer
in all the land, the world obviously,
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is the big name about
town this time of year.
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My record is 7 world
titles in the Easdale Island
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hopefully the eighth this
year but you never know.
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Screen text: “2014 World Stone Skimming Championships”
Dougie Isaccs is obviously
one of the main contenders.
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Last year in the toss off, 'cos there
was two or three went into that,
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he hit the back wall three
times with each of the three
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throws in the first
round, quite incredible.
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I was a bit nervous about
meeting all the other people
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and I'm canny nervous
of about Dougie Isaacs
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but apart from that
I reckon I'm gonna,
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I reckon I'm gonna win it for you mam.
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I'm gonna be a champion.
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He might be nervous about you.
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I don't think so.
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Screen text: “Two days before the competition”
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I'm feeling pretty positive,
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a little bit sore in the shoulder but
apart from that I'm feeling great,
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ready to go, I'm primed.
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I feel like I can win.
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It's a good statue but
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it's a bit rusty.
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I'm a little bit nervous about
the weather just because
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it can throw off the championships
and it's not like Wimbledon.
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At Wimbledon they can cover it
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and you're like in a stadium any-
way and they've got the roof,
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and I don't think there's the budget
at Easdale for roof over the quarry.
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Not yet anyway.
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I think if I win it'll make
mum quite happy for us,
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I think it'll make her proud
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'cos I'm not sure if she
really knows what I'm up to,
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and I just know it'll make it
her happy to see me do this,
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but maybe it won't.
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It's a long drive up
from Durham to Easdale
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so it's important to stop, rest your arm
and actually have a skim, keep it loose
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and where better than Loch Lomond?
No wind, flat water, loads of stones.
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Me skimming's been alright in the
run up to the championship but
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not great today.
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I'm hoping that I get a chance to pra-
ctice at Easdale on the actual course,
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because otherwise it's a bit of a risk.
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Screen text:
“Ron Long
2012 World Champion and 8 x Old Tosser (Over-60s Champion)
To be a great skimmer, I don't know,
I'm still working towards that,
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but to become a good skimmer requ-
ires dedication, like any other sport,
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dedication, practice, determination.
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You need power and technique, and
good stones and good conditions.
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There's not just one thing
you need a bit of everything.
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It's a cerebral a sport
as it is a physical one.
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It's an attitude and a state of mind as
any sportsman will tell you really, yeah.
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And yet the strongest man in the world
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could make a total and
complete rickett of it, yeah?
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And someone with a modicum of
technique will win every time.
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It's in here.
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There is a whirr that comes off the
stones that are being spun fast,
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and they're nearly always
the ones that go very far.
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Nerves starting to kick in a little
bit but that's 'cos it's coming up,
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do know what I mean?
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It's literally around the corner.
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David's given us something to
read when I get to the Highlands.
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"On an April morning, I no
longer hear bird songs
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or the sound of cattle
lowing on the moor.
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I hear the unpleasant noise of
sheep and the English language,
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dogs barking and
frightening the deer."
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Why has he given me that?
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I think me biggest fear is
coming to the end of me life
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and realising that I've actu-
ally not done anything major.
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I've not got a world record,
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I'm not a millionaire,
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I'm not a world champion.
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It's quite unusual but
I'm staying on a lifeboat
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on the Isle of Seil,
overlooking Easdale.
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There's no camping on the Island
so this is as close you can get
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without actually being in the water.
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Went for a good skim
earlier, this lifeboat is
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perfect because I can just get out, have
a quick skim, nip back here have a cuppa.
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I'm hoping that the wind and
the rain carry on like this
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and that way not a lot of people are
going to be hitting that back wall
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and I might be able to
sneak in and take it.
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It just grew arms and legs and the
first year that we resurrected it
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we had about six or seven different
nationalities that represented at it
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and every year more and
more people have come.
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Screen text:
“Matt McDonald
Plattsburgh, New York, USA”
I came to Scotland for three
weeks to back pack around
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and explore and walk in the mountains
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and as soon as I read about the
world stone skimming championships
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I said that is exactly when
I need to go to Scotland
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because I have to
be there to do that.
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Screen text:
“Guy Tarring
London, UK”
I heard about this particular com-
petition on the radio,
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on BBC Radio 4 when they were intervie-
wing the previous ladies world champion.
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Screen text:
“Nadja Allan
Auckland, New Zealand”
I came here because my friend
gave me a skimming stone
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and then my dad found out that
there was a competition here.
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It is a small Island and there's
maybe 60 or 70 people on it.
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It's nowhere near as remote
as what you think it is
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and you walk around and you see
people all the time saying hello,
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such a nice little quaint place to be
brought and the community here is great
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and it's just nothing
like you'd ever imagine
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until you get here and exp-
erience it yourself I think.
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You like it right?
- Yeah, it's alright.
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Think I was about 7, 7 years old
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and my grandad who lives in Inverness
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took me down to the sea one day and
I was throwing stones with my brother
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just throwing stones and
then my grandad says,
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“If you get a flat stone and make
it go and bounce over the water”,
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and he showed me, and he done a
few and I thought, "That's great".
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So I done a few of those
and I was good at it.
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Born during the Second World War, brought
up in a time of great austerity,
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no toys, nothing like the kids of today,
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our only past time was
down at the local River Rhondda,
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throwing stones, skimming
stones. Yeah, we threw stones,
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We threw stones at
everything and anybody.
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We threw stones at one another, yeah.
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But it was a time when kids
were allowed to go out and play.
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In fact my mother wouldn't let me
back into the house until it was dark,
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and I was ringing wet
through and bleeding.
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The rules of the competition are you
have to keep both feet on the ockey,
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which is a piece of slate about 3 feet
square and about 4 inches thick
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and you're not allowed to run up,
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that's the other thing as
well, it's quite important.
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The stone has to bounce twice
so hit the water three times
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and it has to sink within a lane that
we've got delineated with buoys.
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Screen text:
“Hans Esuis
Serooskerke, The Netherlands”
In Holland you haven't
got any stones to find,
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and you have to compete here
with stones which are locally
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everywhere all over the place so I
am trying to look at the proper one
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and I have made myself a three
inch hole to look if they are
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appropriate.
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Two years ago I got three
back walls in the play off
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so that's never been done before
so that was my favourite one.
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You can't beat that.
- Well, you can you can get six.
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So your first round you
can get three back walls,
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second round three back walls.
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So I think that's going to be done at
some point by somebody, you know?
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It's only a matter of time,
it's the last one left.
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Nice! Back wall, back wall!
- YEAH!
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That was amazing.
- Did you see that?
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Did you get it?
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Yeah, got it.
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Two weeks ago it's hard to
believe we were up to our
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elbows and knees in allig-
ators, and alligator parts
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and here we are now in Scotland
with you guys and it's amazing.
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Alligator Hunters, Louisiana USA”
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Who is the best skimmer, and
who is the best skinner?
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Oh without a doubt he's the best
skimmer, and she's the best skinner.
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I had a quite a big moment today:
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after quite a stormy morning I went down
to the quarry and it was quite calm and
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I hit the back wall with
like regulation stones,
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if I can do that tomorrow
I'll win the championship.
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Dougie Isaacs is the man to watch
and I reckon I can take him.
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Screen text:
“Simon Stocken
London UK”
I have known about the World Stone
Skimming Championship for 15 years,
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every year I look at it and I wonder
if this is going to be the year
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and this was the year.
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Who's your...?
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Yeah, Frank's been hitting the
back wall I've been hearing.
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It's getting a bit excited in there,
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it's like a fun party but I'm not going
to go wild I know it's a Saturday night,
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but it's the Saturday night be-
fore the biggest day of my life.
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Shite!
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I might have been guilty of having
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a whiskey too many last
night at the pre-skim party.
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If I'd missed registration I'd
never have forgiven myself.
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So I'm Frank Nicholson, I'm represen-
ting England and I'm from Durham.
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How are you feeling today? Are you
feeling good for the competition?
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No, I'm not. I'm not.
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I've got a terrible sense of doom.
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I can't even skim a stone
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so I think I will not,
I will not win at all.
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I'm okay. I probably won't hit
the back wall but you know,
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there's always room for surprises.
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I'm going to do three practices
before I get down there
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anymore than that I'm
going to knacker me arm.
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I was looking straight yes-
terday, I was looking true.
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Well I'm not very sure about
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the competition because the
conditions are very hard today
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and we have the wind in front
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so we have to struggle
through the first metres.
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Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls,
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people from the Isle of
Luing, I welcome you all.
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Screen text:
“Brendan O’Hara MP
Argyll & Bute”
Lots and lots of strange things
happen in Argyll and Bute
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but there's nothing quite
unique as this event.
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Good luck to everybody and
now I can say the magic words,
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“The competition can now start!”
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I really enjoyed it.
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I felt disappointed that
I probably won't win,
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I thought it was pretty cool.
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Screen text: “THE WOMAN’S CATEGORY”
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There's a girl from Switzerland coming
this year who threw just over 70 metres,
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so that's longer than the quarry,
so she could hit the back wall
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but high hopes that she may even
take away the overall trophy.
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The lake they were doing it on
in Switzerland was down hill.
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Screen text: “THE MEN’S CATEGORY”
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Today I managed a paltry 39 metres.
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Yes, it's pathetic but I'm
in good company I think,
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but that's the name of skimming
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and I suppose that's the
beauty of it in a way, yeah?
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Always battling the conditions.
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The only skimming com-
petition that has an end;
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the rest, it's just as
far as you can skim it.
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So everyone knows they can
skim about 63 metres but
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when you've got a few hundred
people standing watching you,
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and you've come a long way and
you know you're going to be,
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you know you've got it in you, so
it gets very nerve wracking just
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for that reason.
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Forty-five.
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Forty-five?
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That shy.
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Fifty-Seven.
Fifty-Seven?
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Hopefully I've done enough but
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you never know if some wild card
could just come in right now and
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hit three back walls,
so it's tense times.
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Frank you're next.
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Yeah not bad.
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Thirty-Four.
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Thirty-Eight.
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Right...
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Well done Frank.
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That's tough conditions today
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a lot of people struggling a lot of the
big names not quite making it so,
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I was feeling I might
sneak in but it wasn't be.
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Two real throws and foul, I got thirty-eight.
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Rejected stone.
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I didn't feel like I was
in the zone, you know?
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That concludes the tossing for the day,
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up to the hall, we'll see
you there shortly.
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Thanks guys.
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The gents old tossers
and never has been so apt
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with a throw of 39 metres, Ron Long.
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We like to see good performance
if you can't produce it yourself
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but at least, yeah, we saw
some good skimming today.
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So it's that kind of
atmosphere which is
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refreshing in a world of sports
which are dominated by money,
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this isn't and I hope
it never is, yeah?
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We don't want gold medals,
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a stone on a string is
all the reward we want.
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Right onto the ladies, adult ladies.
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We're not going to start counting things
and get excited ahead of the game.
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Do you know what? Until you've
got the gold you get nothing,
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second place is only the first loser.
- Unless I get second.
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And then that will
be really, really good.
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First place with a throw of 40 metres,
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and I think the current
champion as well, Lucy Wood.
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I really want to come back
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but next time I think I'm going
to have a bit more practice.
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In the adult men, moving on.
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in third place, all the way from Holland
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with a throw 56 metres, Hans Eshuis.
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It is not commercial; so it is a very
free place and people come here,
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it doesn't matter if you're good,
it doesn't matter if you're bad
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it's just a lovely place
for people to come.
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And yet again,
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with a throw of 61 metres,
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the irrepressible Dougie Isaacs.
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What's your next target
what are you aiming for?
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Ten. I'm aiming for ten, I want ten.
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That's it folks thank you
very much for your
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patience waiting for the
results and coming along
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and sitting through the showers of rain,
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thank you very much and I
hope to see you all next year.
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Thank you very much.
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Frank hitting the back wall
was a special moment because
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of course today no one
hit the back wall at all.
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So you know, although he didn't win in
competition, in our eyes he's a winner.
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Cheers mate, that's really kind.
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It's the beauty of stone skimming.
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It's magical; you're defying
nature, you're defying gravity
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everyone knows a stone thrown
into the water sinks, it's not.
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Yeah? It's dancing, it's flying.
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There's an emotional and a
spiritual yeah dimension to it.
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Screen text: “Six weeks later”
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I think actually looking back
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I wasn't nearly ready enough
to win the championship
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but I've changed me training,
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I've come up with some new techniques
which I'm not going to mention now,
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I'll be back next year.
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We've had a couple
of false starts really,
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like his motivation's not
been there consistently.
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We were a bit concerned that he
hadn't found a sense of purpose yet
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but now we're quite convinced this is
really going to be the making of him.
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It's about belonging,
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the whole thing.
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The word belonging actually comes
from the old English word 'gelang'.
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Do you know what 'gelang' means?
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"At hand with".
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That's skimming really
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but it's not just you and the stone,
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it's you and the stone and a
whole community of other people.
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Anyone can toss
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but tossing together,
well that's magic.