Ms H Narration:

In [Yuting] Market, the onset of Autumn always triggers a ripple of excitement. It's at this time father's come from near and far to offer up the season's specialty, tender young crickets.

 

 

Surprisingly for a country obsessed with adventurous cuisine, these crickets are not for lunch. You feed them and water them, and by the time you get attached enough to give them names, you put them in a ring and watch them fight.

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Miss Hutcheon:

[foreign language]

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Miss Hutcheon:

[foreign language]

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Miss Hutcheon:

[foreign language]

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Ms H Narration:

Master Fu [Jun Dur] is a retired carter turned cricket master extraordinaire. Every Autumn, he summons a young lad from out of town to bring him box loads of barely mature crickets.

 

Speaker 4:

[foreign language]

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Ms H Narration:

With an experienced eye, he selects the cream of the crop, the Holyfields and Tysons that will earn his respect and maybe even a few quid.

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Ms H Narration:

Size, colour and strength are the hallmarks of an aggressive fighter. See the one with the big mouth? That's mine. I've already got a name in mind.

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Miss Hutcheon:

[foreign language]

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Ms H Narration:

With the master satisfied we have Olympic potential at our feet, I pay the lad $50 for his troubles.

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Miss Hutcheon:

[foreign language]

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Miss Hutcheon:

[foreign language]

 

Ms H Narration:

At Master Fu's home, there's precious little living space, most of it given over to his favourite creatures. Here, they'll stay for up to a month until they're fed and fattened, and ready to fight.

 

 

Home is a sturdy ceramic pot. There's even a little [Camberley] bedroom.

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Ms H Narration:

Master Fu gives me a quick lesson in cricket care, but the trick to raising good, strong, aggressive fighters, he says, is all in the food.

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Ms H Narration:

The early signs are encouraging. Mr. Mandibles has plunged face first into the nutritious gruel, devouring every morsel with relish.

 

 

It's now three weeks on and fight day is here.

 

 

Before the crickets take to the ring, there's a careful routine to follow, aimed at stirring them up.

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Ms H Narration:

First, they're mated to get the hormones going.

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Ms H Narration:

Then, as the band of cricket followers grow, comes a crucial part of the process, the weigh in. On mini scales, using a special cricket weight known as a Li, the insects are classified according to their bulk.

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Ms H Narration:

Mr. Mandibles doesn't disappoint. He weighs in heavier than all of them, the super-super heavyweight at under half a gramme.

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Miss Hutcheon:

[foreign language]

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Ms H Narration:

The rules of this fine tradition say crickets must fight crickets of the same weight. Once the rituals are done with, it's time for the gladiators to enter the coliseum.

 

 

They lock limbs, bite and wrestle, but despite how it looks there are rules and once a cricket backs off three times, he's defeated. But everyone tonight is waiting for the appearance of one cricket only.

 

Miss Hutcheon:

Ten [qui] on Mr. Mandibles. Who's gonna go for Little Green Man? Oh! 50 on Little Green Man.

 

Ms H Narration:

Surprisingly, it's neither Mr. Mandibles or even the Little Green Man who emerges victorious. Mr. Mandibles is literally tossed aside.

 

 

But if there's some consolation, the top fighter of the night is still from my camp, the rank outsider, Jaws 2.

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Miss Hutcheon:

Yay! Jaws 2!

 

Mr. Fu:

Here you go, here you go.

 

Miss Hutcheon:

[crosstalk]

 

Ms H Narration:

It's been a highly successful night. I've pocketed exactly two dollars. Sadly though, nature dictates these crickets live for one season only, hence their nickname, The Hundred Day Insect.

 

Miss Hutcheon:

Wow. Look at them go.

 

Mr. Fu:

[foreign language]

 

Ms H Narration:

You feed them, get attached to them, and give them names. Then, you let them go. Who knows? Maybe next season I'll find another great fighter.

 

 

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